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Answering Machine
"Skydive Kamloops..if your check bounces, so do you"
"For the last time Mark!!! The plane doesn't need a new engine...I don't care if you're a mechanic...it's running fine!!!....oh...hello?"
"Hello, you've reached the Kamloops Skydivers, where if at first you don't succeed, then maybe you shouldn't try skydiving"
"Kamloops Skydivers, how may I direct your fall?"
"Kamloops Skydivers, learn to skydive because there is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane"